Photo by Daria Nepriakhina on Unsplash Bruce and I went for a drive in the country one afternoon and I made a number of observations that I feel I must share. When town or city people drive past cattle, inevitably someone in the car will say MOO. I don’t know why this is. Usually it…
Author: Judy Cole
Is Daddy Insured?
Photo by Alexandra Gorn at Unsplash I’m not sure if the two cats, Bella a.k.a. THE HEIFER and Abby think that Bru is heavily insured and they are the beneficiaries. I am working on this theory because they both seem to get in his way more often than one would expect of two lazy and…
Selfies
To obtain this look I pointed the phone at my face whilst hanging upside down from a chandelier (fine, it was a big chandelier). This makes my bangs fluffy. I then photo-shopped in a high forehead and lines under the eyes using a program called Add the Years Watch the Tears. It’s free. I then…
Very Bad Behavior
Photo by Digjot Singh – Unsplash I’m putting up these random photos because I go looking on the Internet for images that match the story if I don’t have one in my collection of the actual Wild Child I’m writing about. Then I get sidetracked by You Tube videos, stuff on Reddit, people’s comments to…
Crimewave From a Wheelchair
Photo by Toa Heftiba on Unsplash Some of my stories are ones I wrote a couple of years ago and some I have just written here in 2018. With that in mind, I’m just hucking them onto my Blog and trying to keep them in some sort of order, but I still want to provide…
First Blizzard on the Highway
Photo Plumage – Blue and Fuscia Bru and I moved our family of pets, the two of us and all of our stuff out to Strathmore in early 2008. You may have heard the commotion. Some of our stuff went into storage and the rest went into our place where I created a home for…
The New Toilets
The stunning toilet pictured above is the actual toilet purchased by the Coles. It came time that Bruce and I decided we had to replace the two toilets in our humble establishment. One in the main bath and the other in the master bath. The workings inside the tank of the master bath toilet had…
Good-Bye 2018
Photo by Arno Smit – UnSplash I was disappointed with 2018. It’s not that anything huge happened, but Taylor Swift didn’t write back and no one complimented me on my blue boots. It was just one disappointment after another. If you’ve read my other blogs, you will know that the pets around here are thankless…
Great Big Pickup Trucks
Photo Wave Blue A while back I was standing in the parking bay of a Ford dealership and on the one side, sitting all alone, gleaming in the sun, was a brand new Ford F-350 King Ranch Edition GBFPT (Great Big Pickup Truck). I moseyed over to take a look and noticed that my head…
Trace My DNA
Photo by Roman Kraft – UNSPLASH One of the funniest television show plots I have ever seen was on Life in Pieces when they did a show on DNA. The Great-Grandmother, no longer alive, named Wandy, was a legend in that she had met her husband on the ship coming over from Europe. She couldn’t…