The stunning toilet pictured above is the actual toilet purchased by the Coles. It came time that Bruce and I decided we had to replace the two toilets in our humble establishment. One in the main bath and the other in the master bath. The workings inside the tank of the master bath toilet had…
Month: January 2019
Good-Bye 2018
Photo by Arno Smit – UnSplash I was disappointed with 2018. It’s not that anything huge happened, but Taylor Swift didn’t write back and no one complimented me on my blue boots. It was just one disappointment after another. If you’ve read my other blogs, you will know that the pets around here are thankless…
Great Big Pickup Trucks
Photo Wave Blue A while back I was standing in the parking bay of a Ford dealership and on the one side, sitting all alone, gleaming in the sun, was a brand new Ford F-350 King Ranch Edition GBFPT (Great Big Pickup Truck). I moseyed over to take a look and noticed that my head…
Trace My DNA
Photo by Roman Kraft – UNSPLASH One of the funniest television show plots I have ever seen was on Life in Pieces when they did a show on DNA. The Great-Grandmother, no longer alive, named Wandy, was a legend in that she had met her husband on the ship coming over from Europe. She couldn’t…
Thank You to the Cretins
Photo by Toa Heftiba on UNSPLASH I totally understand the reasoning behind having the SPCA. The Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Animals. What I have to know; actually I demand to know; where is the Society that protects us humans from house cats and mouthy parrots? I picture this group as being heavily armed,…
DNA Test Update Jan 22 2019
Photo by Toa Heftiba of UnSplash There has been a small update to our DNA tests and while it is worthy of one line here in my Blog, I will bet you $10 bucks I can spin this into a two page pile of bullshit before your very eyes. Guaranteed. Watch this. On January 16,…
Marriage Advice For Women
Photo by Toa Heftiba of UnSplash I have been married for just over 30 years (since 1987) so I figure I am qualified to dispense free marriage advice, which I shall be doing so immediately. I do not have any children, so I cannot give out any motherly advice, but if I think of something…