I did not know that there were labels on our clothes that said funny things. Now I will have to go through all of my stuff and look at all of my labels and see if I have any.
Here are a few that I found lurking out on the dreaded Internet.
Can be washed by both men and women – #ShareTheLoad
try on a small, come on, it’ll be funny.
It’s never so hot that you have to take off your shirt
Don’t be that guy
Or give it to your mother.
She knows how to do it.
Do not pass “GO”
Do not collect $200
A complete recipe for Salad Dressing! On a label.
Always wear me on a first date
You’ll do awesome
I hope this makes you feel like the fucking
princess you are
Wash inside out
Remove child before washing
You can dance if you want to
Don’t let anyone put a label on you
Spencer Hart sincerely hopes you
get laid in this product
Don’t slap pandas
Be careful. You’ve only got one.
It’s pretty impressive that
you have found this label.
For Best Results:
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Never iron design.
For Worst Results:
Drag thru puddle behind car. Blow dry on roof rack.
These jeans were tested on
animals – they didn’t fit.
size “m” for manly.
Just like you hope to be someday.