Photo by Najib Kalil on Unsplash I saw an attempted murder the other night and I didn’t report it. When you hear the circumstances, you will likely agree with my decision. Bella, if you recall, is the black cat, THE HEIFER. This night she had her entire face in her dish, horking back some treats. …
Month: November 2018
Shaving a Cat
Photo by Adam on Flickr When a long haired cat is living in a normal house, that house will become covered in cat hair. The cat itself will not appear to have lost any fur whatsoever. In fact, the cat may appear to have grown a fuller coat. The cat hair will appear in mysterious…
The Litterbox
When you are a cat owner there is an elephant in the room 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. This elephant is rarely discussed and when it is, the conversation will likely be between close family members rather than friends. You may even have the discussion with a complete stranger if you…
THE HEIFER’s Tale Um Tail
We had an incident here at 245 involving one HEIFER, her tail, combined with one wheelchair. The crime scene was located in the kitchen area and while there was no blood to clean up, the sound volume of the incident is still ringing in my ears. The day began innocently enough, with everyone napping through…
The Headache
Photo by rawpixel on Unsplash I have been the victim of headaches for a number of years. I’ve tried over the counter meds which make a feeble attempt to alleviate the pain and I’ve graduated to the big boys, Tylenol 3. That’s about as far as I’ll go in terms of painkillers. I know there’s…
Kitty Camp
You know, I was just trying to be a good mother or whatever it is I am to these cretins, so while I was in Walmart one day I looked over the cat toys to see if there was anything interesting. I have previously purchased a battery operated cat toy which is round and has…
This Ice Wasn’t In My Drink
Photo – Greek Food – Ta Mystika on Stock Snap Our driveway is quite long and the garbage truck refuses to veer off of the main road, drive up to the house, take the bags and then rejoin the route. I find that annoying and somewhat rude. With that in mind I often drive our…
FEAR
Photo by Ak-n Cakiner on Unsplash Some time ago we ran out of kibble for our cats, Bella (THE HEIFER) and Abby. We actually serve 3 different varieties of dry food, and let’s not forget that putrid canned food in the morning and treats at night, so trust me, there ain’t nobody starvin’ here. However,…
Haircuts are Free – Cleanup is Extra
Photo by Ivan Cortez on Unsplash There is a good reason that you don’t see cats in a Barbershop. I just happen to know why. Last night Bru asked for a haircut. He keeps his hair fairly short – he has a surgery scar on his head – he’s had 3 surgeries so there is…
Sometimes You See Something Funny…
Sometimes I see something funny on the Internet and I slide it away for use later. Here are a few of them now.