If you found this Blog then you are truly lost.
However, if you stay I will give you $5.00. It will come from my estate but my lawyer has promised he will take care of everything. He works for Dewey, Cheetum and Howe.
If you are still here then you are probably already phoning your friends to check out this Blog. Put down the cell and read some more.
My stuff is really quite clever and funny too. I don’t give any advice and there is nothing about fashion or make-up, travel or exercise, bike riding or commerce.
You can’t buy anything here. In fact, if you recall, I am giving money away, remember?
The bottom line is I am being held hostage in a small town in Alberta by two cats and a parrot. My husband is also being held hostage but he doesn’t know it, so he’s okay.
I can come and go as I please because I work, which brings in a pay cheque, which can be liquidated into cash, which can then be traded for cat food, treats and kibble.
This arrangement suits my captors and as long as I don’t leave for any extended periods of time, I’m golden.
So if you want to get on board this carnival ride, then please read some of my posts, call Ellen and then I can get new shoes and go on the show.
Photo courtesy of Toa Heftiba at UnSplash